Please.
I beg of you.

For the love of all that is holy, Let. The. Cubs. Win. I really don't think I can live in this house, with the boys I live with, if you don't give me this one favor this year. Seriously. Todd was reading me an article about 4 generations of Cubs fans and we both got so verklempt it was a little pathetic. And Wyatt. That precious boy is too young to have his heart broken.
So, if you could just give all Cubs fans around the world this one little favor this year, I would greatly appreciate it.
Kthnxbye.
